Li'l Slugger

"come down today

buy blox-flakes

and then we will

release santa"

Li'l Slugger is a cereal mascot for a defunct brand that quickly went under because someone sneaked plutonium into the recipe. Her cries of "BUY MY CEREAL" ring through the desolate landscape as she has no home.

Trivia

• I always see her go behind the nightclub on sundays. wonder what she does there.
• She got mugged once. They didn't find the body.
• Her existence was a mistake.